Seppuku for you and Harakiri for me

In death and all its living rooms we'll dance in harmony

Worries all gone by

With just one efficient slash

Your bowels may with fairies dance

Who said we all turn ash?

Splishy splashy snip snap

What could be more fun

'Tis great and it is cheap

The thing for everyone

Looking at your pancreas

In rosy light of dawn

Has poetry and prose to it

So worry not - come on!